What do you call a pig that does karate?
Pork chop
Why are piggy banks so wise?
Because they have a lot of common cents.
Which hand is better to write with?
Neither. Itβs better to write with a pencil!
Place
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Haunted house
Movie
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Harry Potter
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk
Who helps you out when you get a bad cold?
Tis you
What has four wheels and flies
A garbage truck
Thing
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Happy birthday
Movie
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Charlie and the chocolate factory
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired
What did one hat say to the other hat?
Stay here I am going on ahead
Why did the gum cross the road?
Because it was on the chickens foot
Thing
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Paper airplanes
Movie
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Black panther
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear
Why are octopus always ready for a war
Because they're well armed
Person
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Usain bolt
Movie
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Game Plan
Movie
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E.T.
The Extra Terrestrial
Why did the banana peel go to the doctor?
Because it was no peeling well.
Why do dragons sleep during the day?
So they can fight knights
Song
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Twinkle little star
Movie
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Finding dory
Movie
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Mary Poppins