Farm
What do you get when you cross a patriot and a small curly haired dog
Yankee poodle
Why did the boy hate chicken cutlets
The cut his feathers
What is a bug’s favorite ride
The dune buggy
What do vehicles eat
Carrets
How do you do a leg extension
You need a longer leg
Why did the cow go to the doctor
Because he got a tummy ache for eating too much popcorn in the moo-vies
Why should you put a dish and a spoon in a fence
So they don’t run away
What happens after a bug marries a leaf
It eats it all up
Why didn’t the girl buy the doll
It costed $900 per cotton ball
Why should you never let a ram in dance class
It will have a ram-page
What do you get when you cross a cat and a lazy 8
An octopus
Why did the boy eat his homework
The teacher said it was a piece of cake
How long can a bug wait
An inecond
What do birds use to calm down
Pedgeots
What do you get when you cross a dance class and a fairy
A prancer
What did the dog laugh at
The cat in the fiddle
What do you get when you cross a potion and a desert
A sandwich
Why did the boy throw butter out of the window
To see the butter fly
”I ‘m tired!” The doll said
“You know it is your bedtime.” The other doll said
How do you do hot moves
You need to dance on lava
What did the dog say to the cat
You should of played the cello
What do people eat in the playground
Sliders
How long is a bug
A centepeder
What is a dog’s favorite toy
A pup-pet
How do you get cool when you dance