dad jokes
ho do you make a tissue dance?
you put a little boogy in it
how do celebirtys keep cool
they have alot of fans
what did 1 toilet say to the other
you look a little bit flushed
how do you make time fly
you throw it out the window
how do you get a squirrel to like you
you act nuts
why was 6 afraid of 7
because 7 8 9
what do you call a boomerang that wont come back
a stick
what do you get if you milk a cow in alaska
snow
why did the kids cross the playground
to get to the other slide
where do you learn to make ice cream
sundae school
what did a pig say on a hot day
im bacon
why do beets always win
they are un beet able
what do you call a bear with no teeth
a gummy bear
why couldnt the pony sing a lullaby
it was a little horse.
where did the music teacher leave his keys
in the piano