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What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bull-dozer
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How does the ocean say hi?
It waves! 
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Why did the student eat his homework?
The teacher told him it was a piece of cake 
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What kind of band never plays music?
Rubber Band
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I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?
A Map 
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What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.
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Name the kind of tree you can hold in your hand?
A Palm Tree
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Which superhero hits home runs?
Batman 
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What can travel all around the world without leaving its corner?
A Stamp
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No matter how little or how much you use me, you change me every month. What am I?
A Calendar 
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Where do polar bears vote?
The North Poll
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What did the policeman say to his hungry stomach?
“Freeze. You’re under a vest.”
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Sandy’s mum has four kids; North, West, East. What is the name of the fourth child?
Sandy
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Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
Mt. Everest, it just wasn’t discovered yet.
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Which is heavier: a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
They weigh the same 
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What animals are on legal documents?
SEALS
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What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
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What did the Dalmatian say after lunch?
That hit the spot! 
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Two in a corner, one in a room, zero in a house, but one in a shelter. What am I?
The Letter "R"
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Two fathers and two sons are in a car, yet there are only three people in the car. How?
They are grandfather, father, and son
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Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Because it has its own scales!
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What did the lava say to his girlfriend?
“I lava you!”
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How do you know when a bike is thinking?
You can see their wheels turning. 
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What runs, but never walks. Murmurs, but never talks. Has a bed, but never sleeps. And has a mouth, but never eats?
A River 
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A man goes out in heavy rain with nothing to protect him from it. His hair doesn’t get wet. How does he do that?
He is bald 