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What goes up but never comes back down
your age
knock knock. who's there honey bee.honey bee who.
honey bee good
What has a neck but no head
a bottle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot?
What has hand but does not clap?
a clock.
What is easy to get into but hard to get out of
trouble
knock knock. who's there? owl go. owl go who
owl go hoot hoot
What has holes but still holds water.
A sponge
What do you call a dog that ran through the desert?
A Hot Dog
What has 1 eye and is popular in New Years?
a black eye bean.
what belongs to you but is used more by others?
your name
knock knock. who's there.cow go. cow go who.
cow go moo, moo
there is a alien who is trying to get out of a battlefeild there is 3 doors to get out the 1st door disintegrate anything is touches, the 2nd door melts any human hand that touches it, the 3rd door goes to lava.
2nd door because any human hand, hes a alien
What is a cat's favorite color ?
purrr-ple
I am always on the dinner table, but you don't get to eat me. What am I?
plates and silverware
What tells time but does not need winding
a rooster
knock knock. who's there? gorilla. gorilla who?
gorilla me a hotdog will you.
What has a tongue, but never talk has no legs but some times walks.
a shoe.
What do you call nuts that grow on a wall?
Walnuts.
What's bright orange with green on top and sounds like a parrot?
carrot
what is yellow? looks like a crescent moon and has seeds?
a banana
knock knock. whose their? tish. tish who?
tishue!
If a red house is made of red bricks,and a yellow house is made of yellow bricks, what is a green house made of.
glass.
What has 4 eye's but can't see.
Mississippi
What can you hear, but not see or touch,even though you control it?
your voice