Disney
Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she'll let it go!
Why do mushrooms get invited to all the parties?
Because they are such fungis!
How do you get a squirrel to like you?
Act like a nut!
Where do sheep go on vacation?
To the BAA-HAMAS
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She kept running away from the ball
Who is the funniest Disney princess?
RaPUNzel
What time is it when you have to go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty!
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon
What is a frog's favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles
What did the horse say after it tripped?
Help! I've fallen and I can't giddyup!
Which Disney princess would make the best judge?
Snow White, because she is the fairest of them all!
All the jelly has been sucked out of the donuts
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken wasn't born yet
When do you go at red and stop at green?
When you are eating a slice of watermelon
Why did the bicycle fall over?
What kind of car does Luke Skywalker drive?
A Toy-Yoda
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap music
Why are fish so smart?
Because they live in schools
What school teaches you how to make ice cream?
Sundae school
What does corn say when it gets a compliment?
Aw, shucks!
Why did Captain Hook cross the road?
To shop at the second-hand store.
Why do the French eat snails?
They don't like fast food.
What game do mice love to play?
Hide and Squeak
What did the pig say when it was out in the heat?
I'm BACON
What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick