jokes
Can a frog jump higher than a house?
Of course, a house can't jump.
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
time to go to sweep
What has four wheels and flies?
a garbage truck
what do you call a fish with no eyes
fsh
what did one wave say to the other
nothing they just waved
What's a skeleton's favorite type of road?
a dead end
Why couldn’t the tree get on his computer?
he couldnt log on
did you here about the famous pickle?
he was a really big dill
Why don't fish play basketball?
because they are scared of the net
Why don't football players were glasses?
its a contact sport
how much does a chimney cost
nothing it is on the house
What did the lunch box say to the refrigerator?
dont hate me because I am a little cooler.
Why do only some couples go to the gym?
because some relationships dont work out
what do you get when you cross a parrot with a caterpillar?
a little walkie talkie
Where do basketball players go when they need a uniform?
new jersey
Why did the Rolling Stones stop making music?
because they got to the bottom of the hill
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle?
because you might denture car!
why are piggy banks so wise
they bring common cents
what family does the zebra belong to?
cant say none of the families in our neighborhood own a zebra
how does the moon cut his hair?
eclipse it
What is the best present?
broken drums! you cant beat them
How does Vin Diesel keep in touch with the Fast and Furious crew?
on a zoom call
what do you call a rabbit with fleas?
bugs bunny
What does a sprinter eat before a race?
nothing they fast
"What do you call a poor Santa Claus?"
saint nickle less