Jokes 1
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea
What do you call a cow that plays music?
A moo-sician.
What is black and white and red all over?
A shy penguin
What is a kangaroo’s favourite music?
Hip-hop.
Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because they have smelly feet.
What do cats eat for dessert?
Mice cream.
What do you call bears with no ears?
B
What is a snake’s favourite school subject?
Hiss-tory.