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the bicycle stand up on it's own?
it was two tired
what type of sandals do frogs wear?
open-toad
What did the windmill say when asked, "What is your favorite music?"
All my life I've been heavy metal fan.
how does a dog stop a movie
he presses paws
what do you call a roster staring at a pile of lettuce?
a chicken sees a salad
Why do people living in Greece hate getting up at dawn?
because Dawn is tough on Greece!
what do you call a fish who wears a bow tie?
soFISHticated!
Why should you never date a tennis player?
Because love means nothing to them!
What is a shark's favorite saying?
Man overboard!
what does the ocean say to the shore?
nothing...
it just waves
why is 6 afraid of 9 on new years eve?
because 9,8,7...
What do they call the security guards at Samsung?
The guardians of the Galaxy.
What do you call a bear that doesn't have teeth?
a gummy bear.
why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants
in case he got a hole in one
what kind of shorts do clouds wear?
thunderwear
why do bees have sticky hair?
because they use honeycombs
why did the turkey cross the road twice?
to prove he wasn't a chicken!
What did the man win at the silent auction?
A dog whistle and two mimes!
Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantelope
what do you call a pig that does karate
a pork chop
why did the nurse need a red pen at work?
in case she needed to draw blood
why did the gym close down
i just didn't work out
why couldn't the pony sing a lullaby?
she was a little horse
Who won the neck decorating contest??
It was a tie.
what do you give a sick lemon?
lemon aid