Dad Joke Energy
Why did the bicycle fall over?
because it was two-tired.
Why did the math book look so sad?
It had to many problems.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An inpasta.
Why did the chicken join the band?
Because it got the drumsticks.
why did the teddy bear say no to dessert
because it was already stuffed
Why did the eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It was peeling well.
Why cant you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.
why did the cow get a promotion?
because it was udderly great
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
It caught a virus.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
caused it felt crumby
Why did the picture go to jail
Because it was framed.
why did the tomato turn red
because it saw the salad dressing
Why cant your nose be 12 inches long?
because then it would be a foot.
why don't skeletons fade each other?
They don't have the guts.
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because their are shellfish.
why did the stadium get hot after the game?
All the fans left?
why did the belt get arrested
for holding up a pair of pants