easy Jokes
What can go up a chimney down, but not down a chimney up?
An umbrella
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?
A chili dog on a bun.
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer!
What is a tree’s least favorite month?
Sep-timber!
One night, a king and a queen went into a castle. There was nobody in the castle, and no one came out of the castle. In the morning, three people came out of the castle.
Who were they?
A knight, the king, and the queen!
Why did the cactus cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chicken
What do you call a thieving alligator?
A crookodile
How can you tell the ocean is friendly?
It waves!
What’s the biggest moth in the world?
A mammoth.
Why did the bowlegged cowboy get
fired?
Because he couldn't keep his calves together!
What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a snail?
A slow-poke
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
A lawn moo-er.
Why did the leaf go to the doctor?
It was feeling green.
What did the little tree say to the big tree?
Leaf me alone!
It starts out tall, but the longer it stands, the shorter it grows. What is it?
A candle.
There is a one-story house where every thing is red. The carpet is red, the T.V. is red, the couch is red, the cabinets are red, the toilet is red, the cups are red, the computer is red, the walls are red, the blankets are red, the pillows are red, and the sink is red! So, what color is the staircase?
There isn't one! It's a one-story house :-)
What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
Thunderwear!
How do you cut a wave in half?
You use a sea saw.
What belongs to you but is used more by others?
Your name.
What's orange and sounds like parrot?
Carrot
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
A milkshake!
What kind of tree can you grow in your hand?
A palm tree.
What has a face and two hands, but no arms or legs?
A clock.
What is the 7 letter in the alphabet
H