really silly jokes
he gave her a ring
how did the telephone ask his girlfriend to marry him?
hiss-tory
what is a snakes favorite subject?
an echo
what cannot be seen but can be heard and will speak if spoken to?
its scales
what part of a fish weighs the most?
a puddle
what do you call a snowman in the dessert?
by autumn-mobile
how do students go to school in fall?
trouble
what is easy to get into but hard to get out of?
duck-emantaries
what do ducks watch on tv?
it wooden go
did you hear about the wooden car with the wooden engine and the wooden wheels?
the space bar
what is an astronaut's favorite part of the computer?
water
what runs but never walks?
use a cow-culator
what is the easiest way to count a herd of cows?
no, but April May
can February March?
the elfabet
what do elves learn in school?
the letter e
what is the begining of eternity and the end of time and space, the begining of every end and the end of every race?
a rabbit that says ribbit
what do you get if you cross a frog and a rabbit?
because the people are always Russian
why is Russia a very fast country?
to see how long she slept
why did the teacher sleep close to a ruler?
a snowball
where do snowmen go to dance?
because he got a barking ticket
why did the dog go to the court?