Joke 1
Riddle 1
Joke 2
Riddle 2
Grab Bag
100

Who is a bee’s favorite singer?

Sting!

100

Mr. and Mrs. Mustard have six daughters and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the Mustard family?

There are nine Mustards in the family. Since each daughter shares the same brother, there are six girls, one boy and Mr. and Mrs. Mustard.

100

Who helps injured whales?

Sturgeons!

100

Can you write down eight eights so that they add up to one thousand?

888 + 88 + 8 + 8 + 8 = 1000.

100

 What is there one of in every corner and two of in every room?

The letter O.

200

Why is Scooby-Doo so into decorating?

He loves a shaggy carpet!

200


I am something people love or hate. I change peoples appearances and thoughts. If a person takes care of them self I will go up even higher. To some people I will fool them. To others I am a mystery. Some people might want to try and hide me but I will show. No matter how hard people try I will Never go down. What am I?



Age.

200

Why did the banana go to the hospital?

It wasn’t peeling well!

200

It can't be seen, can't be felt, can't be heard, and can't be smelt. It lies behind stars and under hills, And empty holes it fills. It comes first and follows after, Ends life, and kills laughter. What is it?

The dark.

200

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

 

300

Where would you learn to make a Knickerbocker Glory?

At sundae school!

300

Only one color, but not one size,
Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies.
Present in sun, but not in rain,
Doing no harm, and feeling no pain.
What is it?

It's a shadow!

300

What happened when the blue boat and the red boat crashed into each other?

They were marooned!

300

What is it that given one, you'll have either two or none?

A choice.

300

 What is stronger than steel but can’t handle the sun?

Ice.

400

Why did Sleepy the dwarf put a ruler under his pillow?

To see how long he can sleep!

400

Who is that with a neck and no head, two arms and no hands?  What is it?

A shirt.

400

What did Donald Duck say in his graduate physics class?

Quark, quark, quark!

400


What English word retains the same pronunciation, even after you take away four of its five letters?


Queue.

400

I invented a new word!

Plagiarism!

500

What’s the best type of cheese in the upside-down?

Demogorgonzola!

500

If eleven plus two equals one, what does nine plus five equal?

11 o'clock plus 2 hours = 1 o'clock

9 o'clock plus 5 hours = 2 o'clock

500

What is an owl’s favourite dessert?

Mice cream!

500

Three playing cards in a row. Can you name them with these clues? There is a two to the right of a king. A diamond will be found to the left of a spade. An ace is to the left of a heart. A heart is to the left of a spade. Now, identify all three cards.

Ace of Diamonds, King of Hearts, Two of Spades.

500

 What is it that no one wants, but no one wants to lose?

 A lawsuit.

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