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100
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A Bull-Dozer 
100
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta 
100
What do you call a clever clock?
Clockwise 
100
What do the 2 oceans do when they meet?
They wave 
100
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent 
200
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled Milk 
200
When potatoes have babies, what are they called?
Tater Tots 
200
What do you call a belt made out of clocks?
A waist of time 
200
Who performs operations in the water?
A Sturgeon 
200
What do you call an angry carrot?
A steamed veggie 
300
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
They are always stuffed 
300
Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?
To get another rib 
300
How do you know a clock is hungry? It goes back four seconds.
It goes back four seconds 
300
What does a Teacher give to her student’s grades underwater?
She gives them all below C level 
300
What did one toilet say to another?
You look flushed 
400
Why are fish so smart?
Because they live in schools 
400
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
We’re friends because we’re both nuts 
400
What is another name for a grandfather clock?
An old timer 
400
Which player holds water?
The Pitcher 
400
What did the lettuce say to the celery?
Quit stalking me 
500
What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?
Odor in the court
500
What did one blueberry say to the other blueberry?
If you weren’t so sweet, we wouldn’t be in this jam. 
500
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?
Look Grandpa, no hands 
500
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
He thought she was too shallow 
500
Why couldn’t the bad sailor learn the alphabet?
Because he always got lost at "C" 