Easy
When does an Indian potato change its nationality?
When it is made into French fries.
David's father has three son Snap, Crackle and who is the last ones name?
David!
What is in front of you but can`t be seen?
The future!
What word in the English language does the following: the first two letters signify a male, first three letters signify a female, the first four letters signify a brave man, while the entire word signifies an actress
Heroine
What color is the wind?
Blew
I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I??????
A Map
What belongs to you but is used more by other people then by you
Your Name!
You`ll find me in Mercury, Earth, Jupiter, Saturn, and Uranus but never Neptune, or Venus. What am I?
The letter R!
What has many rings but no fingers?
Telephone ring
An electric train is headed east.Where does the smoke go?
Electric trains don`t make smoke!
When do chickens have four feet?
When there are two of them!
I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
Seven!
What begins with T, ends with T, and has T in it?
A teapot
How many seconds are there in a year
Answer :12
2nd January
2nd February
2nd March
2nd April
::::::: 2nd December
You go to red and stop at green. What am I?
A watermelon!
What is the center of Gravity?
The letter 'V'
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W!
I come from a mine and get surrounded by wood always. Everyone uses me. What am i?
A Pencil
What letter in the alphabet has the most water?
The "C"
Where does today comes before yesterday?
In the dictionary
They come out at night without being called, and lost in the day without being stolen. What am I?
Stars!
I have keys, but no locks and space, and no rooms. You can enter, but you can't go outside. What am I?
A Keyboard
What is so fragile that saying its name will make it break?
Silence
What is the longest word in the dictionary?
Smiles, because there is a mile between each 's'!
If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea what does it become?
Wet!