School Jokes
I have keys but no locks. I have space but no room. You can enter, but you can't go in. What am I?
A keyboard!
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg!
Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a snow bank!
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9!
What is full of holes but can still hold water?
A sponge!
Where do pencils come from?
Pennsylvania!
What did the hamburger name his daughter?
Patty!
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for school?
Bison!
Why is the broom late?
Because it over-swept!
Which is heavier, a pound of bricks or a pound of feathers?
They weigh the same! A pound is a pound.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
"Supplies!"
Why did the cookie go to the nurse?
Because he felt crummy!
What animal can you you always find at a baseball game?
A bat!
What has a face and two hands, but no arms or legs?
A clock!
It starts out tall, but the longer it stands, the shorter it grows. What is it?
What building has thousands of stories?
A library!
Give me food, and I will live. Give me water, and I will die. What am I?
A fire!
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
They are always stuffed!
What does the ocean do when it sees its friend?
It waves!
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?
Footprints!
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems!
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese!
Where do cows go on Friday nights?
They go to the moo-vies!
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold!
I'm full of keys, but I can't open any door. What am I?
A piano!