Space
Winter
Skeletons
States
Misc.
100

How do you throw a party in outer space?

You plan it  (planet)

100

What do you call a snowman with a 6-pack?

An abdominal snowman

100

Why don't skeletons fight each other?

They don't have the guts.

100

What state is known for its small drinks?

Minnesota

100

What did one pencil say to another?

You're looking sharp!
200

Why did the sun go to school?

To get a little brighter

200

What bites but doesn't have teeth?

Frost

200

Why do skeletons remain calm under pressure?

Nothing gets under their skin.

200

What is the smartest state?

alabama

It has 4 A's and 1 B

200

Where do generals keep their armies?

In their sleevies...

300
Why couldn't the astronaut book a hotel on the moon?

It was full

300

What is Frosty's favorite aunt?

Aunt-arctica

300

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

It had no body to go with.

300

What do you call a hippie's wife?

Mississippi (Mrs. hippie)

300
Why did the tomato turn red?

Because he saw the salad dressing.

400
What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic

400

What is a weatherman's favorite food in winter?

Brrrr-itos

400

What do you call a lying skeleton?

A fib-ula

400

What US state is round on the ends and high in the middle?

Ohio

400

What did the cake say to the fork?

You want a piece of me?

500

What does Earth say to other planets to tease them?

You have no life.

500

What can you catch in the winter, even with your eyes closed?

A cold

500

Why didn't the skeleton want to play a sport?

His heart wasn't in it.

500

What do you call doing 2000 lbs of laundry?

Washington

500

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta

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