Space
How do you throw a party in outer space?
You plan it (planet)
What do you call a snowman with a 6-pack?
An abdominal snowman
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts.
What state is known for its small drinks?
Minnesota
What did one pencil say to another?
Why did the sun go to school?
To get a little brighter
What bites but doesn't have teeth?
Frost
Why do skeletons remain calm under pressure?
Nothing gets under their skin.
What is the smartest state?
alabama
It has 4 A's and 1 B
Where do generals keep their armies?
In their sleevies...
It was full
What is Frosty's favorite aunt?
Aunt-arctica
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
It had no body to go with.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi (Mrs. hippie)
Because he saw the salad dressing.
A lunatic
What is a weatherman's favorite food in winter?
Brrrr-itos
What do you call a lying skeleton?
A fib-ula
What US state is round on the ends and high in the middle?
Ohio
What did the cake say to the fork?
You want a piece of me?
What does Earth say to other planets to tease them?
You have no life.
What can you catch in the winter, even with your eyes closed?
A cold
Why didn't the skeleton want to play a sport?
His heart wasn't in it.
What do you call doing 2000 lbs of laundry?
Washington
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta