Joke #1: What is brown, long and sticky?
A stick
Joke #1: What type of soft pill do you take?
A pill-ow (pillow)
Joke #1: What does the knife say to itself?
I'm a sharpened individual
Joke #1: How do you get baby astronaut to sleep?
You rocket (rock it)
Boss Joke #1: What does lightning say when striked?
Are you shocked to see me?
Joke #2: What did the elf need to study?
The elf-abet
Joke #2: What hard object do you call a buddy?
A lad-der (ladder
Joke #2: What does a person say when he/she is jamming to music? (This is a swear word.)
I'm funking dancing to this!
Joke #2: How can you design a round space object from outer space?
You have to planet (Plan it)
Boss Joke #2: What does snow say when trapped?
There's snow way out! (no way out)
Joke #3: What did the chicken need to do after running a lot?
The chicken needed to lay down (lay eggs)
Joke #3: What swear word did this character Mika say?
Get away from me mi-ka (n word)
Joke #3: What is another homophone for got your life and gotcha life?
Gacha Life
Joke #3: What do you say eating pizza while someone tries to pick on you?
You want a pizza me? (peace of me)
Boss Joke #3: What does the female ghost say to the other female ghost?
You're looking fab-boo-lous! (fabulous)
Joke #4: What type of drink do you shake with and what do you call it?
A milkshake
Joke #4: What word does an egg shell say? (This word is in the Bible.)
What the shell is going on?
Joke #4: What type of sauce do you mix with an apple and what is it called?
Applesauce
Boss Joke #4: How can you make air better?
You use heal-ium. (helium)
What the cluck?
Final Joke: What swear word can a dam say?
Dam-it!
I dove you so much.
I love you, sun. (son)
Final Boss Joke: What hot object can you use and what would the manager say?
You are fired! (fire/flame)