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100
Every night you tell me what to do. Every morning, I do what I'm told. I am still always scolded though. What am I?
An Alarm Clock!
100

what candy is the smartest?

smartie

100
Why are frogs so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them!
100

why do fish live in salt water

beause peper makes them sneeze

100

why are bee's hair so sticky?

because they use honeycombs.

200
What loses it head at night and gets it back in the morning?
A pillow!
200
What did one hat say to the other?
You stay here, I'll go on ahead!
200
What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?
It barked with de-light!
200
Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
'cuz he was sitting on the deck!
200
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because it would be a foot!
300
I have keys but no locks. I have space but no room. You can enter, but you can't go in. What am I?
A keyboard
300
Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?
Because he was very shellfish!
300
What did the hamburger name his daughter?
Patty!
300

what did olaf eat for lunch

iceberger

300

Why was the students report card wet?

It was below C level!

400
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold!
400

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles!

400

What's the longest word in the dictionary?

S-miles! 

400

How do you find a princess?

You follow the foot prince!

400
What did the grape do when it got an injection?
It let out a little wine!
500

what can travel around the world while staying in one corner.

an envelope stamp

500

why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own?

it was two-tired

500

what has keys but can't open any doors

a piano

500

what do you give a sick lemon

a lemon aid

500

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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