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What do you call a fake noodle?
An Impasta
What disappears as soon as you say its name?
Silence
How does the ocean say hi
It waves
What did the shark say when it ate the clownfish
tastes funny
They told him don't you come around here
don't wanna see your face you better disappear
What is at the end of the rainbow?
The letter W
What goes up and down but never moves?
A staircase
What's the best way to throw a party on mars
you planet
What kind of shoes do robbers wear
Sneakers
A seven foot frame
rats along his back
What is in front of you but can't be seen?
The future
Why did zero and two break up
because some one came between them
Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon
because she'll "let it go"
Why was the cell phone scared of the dentist
he didn't want him to remove his blue tooth
When the sun shines we shine together-
What has keys but cannot open a door?
A piano
What's the smartest insect
A spelling bee
How did the mobile phone propose to the girl
He gave her a ring
Why was the math book so scared
it had so many problems
I can buy myself flowers
write my name in the sand
What has teeth but cannot eat?
A comb
How does a barber drive to work
He takes short cuts
What tastes better than it smells
your tongue
What dessert do ghosts eat
Ice cream
You know it's not the same
as it was