Anatomy
Why can't a nose be 12" long?
Because then it would be a foot.
What's the coldest country in the world?
Chile
Why is your nose in the middle of your face?
Because it is the "scenter".
What is a pirate's favorite country?
Arrrrgggentina.
What is the kidney's favorite instrument?
The organ.
What did Delaware?
A New Jersey.
What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs.
What is the smartest state?
Alabama. It has 4 A's and 1 B.
What did the patella say to the femur?
I kneed you.
What is the fastest country in the world?
Russia (Rush-a)