Long
Jokes
Short
Riddles
True or False
100

I am sneaky and pesky when I seek the truth it often gets me in trouble what am I?

Curiosity

100

Why can't ants get sick?

Because they have antiy body's!

100

What am I?

A riddle

100

What has to be broken before you can use it?

An egg!

100

did Olivia Alvarado make this?

True

200

What are the next three letters in this letter combination. OTTFFSS

ENT (One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten.)

200

What did the hat say to the scarf?

Hang in there, I'll go right ahead!

200

Which is fastter heat or cold?

You can catch a cold!

200

How many months have 28 days?

All of them!

200

Is a shadow alive?

False

300

I am made of plastic or metal, I am used to play or for work, and you usually see me in a sandbox but I am mostly out in the Winter months What am I?

Shovel

300

There is a plane with 153 bricks on it if one falls of how many are left?  Can you fit an elephant in a fridge?  Can you fit a giraffe in a fridge? The lion king is hosting a party who is not there?  A girl is crossing a deadly river of alligators how does she get across?  The girl dies any way how?

152, Open the door, take the elephant out, the giraffe, the alligators are at the party, the falling brick hits her!

300

A dog had 3 puppes, December, October, and November. What is the dogs name.

What

300

What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 2/4 goat?

Chicago!

300

Does Olivia Alvarado have 3 dogs?

True

400

I thew away the outside and cooked the inside, than I ate the outside and thew away the inside. What did I eat?

Corn on the cob

400

Why are fish so smart?

Because they are in school!

400

What taste better than it smells?

Your tongue!

400

I have no body but I have a face. What am I?

A coin!

400

Does Ms. Wilcox have a pet?

False

500

I speak without a mouth and hear with no ears but I come alive with wind. What am I?

An Echo

500

What do you call a bear with no ear?

B

500

What has a stump but never gets stumped

A tree!

500

Were phone invented in 1869?

False!

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