What do you do when your dog chews your dictionary?
a. Take the words out of his mouth
b. show him a bone
c. srart spelling
d. try to scare him
What is take the words out of his mouth
100
When is a green book not a green book?
a. Get a wizard
b. When it’s read
c. When it’s orange
d. When it’s lost
What is When it’s read
100
How do you make a goldfish old?
a. paint it grey
b. feed it fodder
c. drain the water
d. take away the g
What is take away the g
100
What did the tree say to the woodcutters?
a. Branch along with me
b. You are nefarious
c. Leaf me alone
d. Go bother someone else
What is Leaf me alone
100
When is a letter damp?
a. When Legolas steps foot upon
b. When the sun sets
c. When it has a letter “p”
d. When it has postage due
What is When it has postage due
200
Why did the cat go to Minnessota?
a. to meet a cousin
b. to have fun
c. to get a mini soda
d. to get a mini Cooper
What is to get a mini soda
200
Why did the boy throw butter out the window?
a. To see a butterfly
b. He was crazy
c. This is Sparta!
d. For butterscotch
What is To see a butterfly
200
What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
a. Sara
b. Lily
c. Mary
d. Foggy
What is Lily
200
Where do boats go when they are sick?
a. The riverbank
b. The captain
c. The anchor
d. the dock
What is the dock
200
How does a broom act?
a. With a dustpan
b. With mimics
c. With broomy broom
d. With sweeping gestures
What is With sweeping gestures
300
What did the kid tell his mother when he wanted to play?
a. I want to play
b. Lego
c. I'll scream
d. I'll tell dad
What is Lego
300
Why can’t a bike stand up on its own?
a. Its mother said so
b. It’s weak
c. It’s a bicycle
d. It’s two – tired
What is It’s two – tired
300
What do you call a sleeping bull?
a. A raging bull
b. A bulldozer
c. A bisonology
d. An oxymoron
What is A bulldozer
300
Do you say , “ nine and six is fourteen” or “ nine and six is fourteen”?
a. The Math genius claims both
b. Nine and six is fourteen
c. Nine and six are fourteen
d. Neither
What is Neither
300
How do you know when a vampire has a cold?
a. Want a bite?
b. He’ll start eating onions
c. He’ll sneeze blood
d. He’ll be coffin
What is He’ll be coffin
400
What is the cheetah's favorite fodd?
a. yummy food
b. any food
c. fast food
d. walking food
What is fast food
400
What did the postcard say to the stamp?
a. You’re the edge of me
b. I’m more superior than you
c. Stick to me, we’ll go places
d. I’m yours, and you know it
What is Stick to me, we’ll go places
400
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a pod?
a. Hall of chickens
b. Chicktophobia
c. Chick peas
d. Ipod
What is Chick peas
400
What makes a chess player happy?
a. Chess overload
b. Steal the queen
c. Taking a knight off
d. Chelsea, for the win
What is Taking a knight off
400
If April showers bring May flowers, then what do Mayflowers bring?
a. June flowers
b. Pilgrims
c. June daisies
d. Dwarves
What is Pilgrims
500
What is the snake's favorite subject?
a. Biology
b. English
c. History
d. Music
What is History
500
Why do witches wear nametags?
a. To find the black cat
b. To know which witch is which
c. To operate tag group
d. To play tag
What is To know which witch is which
500
What do you get when you cross a pig with a centipede?
a. Bacon and legs
b. Dead muffins
c. Stinky feet
d. Steaky bacon
What is Bacon and legs
500
How do mountains hear?
a. The hills have eyes
b. With mountaineers
c. Not only hearing, but seeing
d. With Peregrin and Mariadoc
What is With mountaineers
500
What do you call a girl that is very vain?
a. Nene
b. Mimi
c. Gigi
d. Lily