Idioms 1
When does a boat show affection?
When it ____ ___ _____.
What goes ha ha plop?
Someone ________ _____ ____ ___.
laughing their head off
What did the tie say to the hat?
You go ahead, I'll just ____ ______.
hang around
Why don't robots panic?
Because they have ______ __ _____.
nerves of steel
What did the cherry tree say to the farmer?
Quit _______ __ __.
picking on me
Why did the weasel cross the road twice?
He was a ______ _______.
double crosser
Why is Dracula so unpopular?
He's a ____ __ ___ ____.
pain in the neck
What did the ground say to the earthquake?
You _____ __ __.
crack me up
Why did the boy eat his homework?
Because his teacher said it was a _____ __ ____.
piece of cake
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Nevermind, it's ____ ____ ____.
over your head
What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
I think __ ______ ____ ____ _________.
I'm coming down with something
Why did the robber take a bath?
Because he wanted to make a _____ _______.
clean getaway
What did the teddy bear say when he was offered dessert?
No thanks, __ _______.
I'm stuffed
Why did Tommy throw the clock out of the window?
He wanted to see ____ ___.
time fly
Why did the teacher jump into the lake?
She wanted to ____ ___ ______.
test the waters
What did the carpet say to the floor?
You go ahead ___ _____ ___.
I'll cover you
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They ____ ____ ___ ____.
don't have any guts
Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
He wanted ____ ____ ____.
cold hard cash
Why did the spy spray his room with insect repellent?
He thought it was ______.
bugged
What sits on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
_ _______ _____.
A nervous wreck
What do you get when you cross poison ivy and a four-leafed clover?
A ____ __ ____ ____.
rash of good luck
Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs?
He was always _______ ______.
horsing around
When is an operation funny?
When it leaves the patient __ ________.
in stitches
What does a worm do in the cornfield?
It goes __ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ _____.
in one ear and out the other
What did the dirt say to the rain?
If you keep this up, my ____ ____ __ ___.
name will be mud