Kid jokes
facts about me
food
future chances
100

Why the student eat his homework?

Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake

100

Whats my favorite sport?

basketball

100
What's my favorite food( no desserts)?

Steak

100

Where do I want to live when I grow up? 

A. mansion

B. lake house

C. A medium size house with a pool

Lake house

200

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Gummy Bear 

200

Whats my favorite animal?

dolphin

200

Whats my favorite dessert(bonus to tell what topics I like on it? 

Choclate peanut butter icecream(bonus=whooped cream, chocolate sause, caremel, and chocolate sprinkles

200

Where do I want to go for collage?

Boston

300

Where do you learn to make banana splits?

At Sunday school

300

What super power would I want?

Weather change

300

Whats a food I hate?

Squash 

300

What word will I want to describe my feature husband

Personalite 

400

What do cakes and baseball have in common?

They both need good batter? 

400

What do I want to be when I grow up?

Teacher

400

Whats my favorite food that randy makes?

Ribs 

400

How old do I want to be when I married? 

30

500

What have hands but cant clap?

clock

500

Whats my favorite color(bonus if you can tell what shade

Alice blue

500

What pizza place do I love?

Marc anthoneys 

500

How many kids do I want(bonus how many girls and how many boys)?

2 kids(bonus=2 girl)

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