WAP
I have a girlfriend and she is so blue
Portmanteaus
Happy happy happy
Straight to jail
200

The Heaven's Gate Cult had people everywhere cautioning each other to not drink this.

What is Kool-Aid?

200

Surprisingly, this dessert is actually chocolate flavored.

What is red velvet cake?

200

Fortnight.

What is fourteen and nights?

200

Cuddling releases this "love" hormone.

What is oxytocin?

200

Fried chicken cannot be eaten with utensils in this southern state.

What is Georgia?

400

Believed to have originated from here thanks to the legend Kaldi.

What is Ethiopia?

400

The type of star the sun is.

What is yellow dwarf?

400

Motel.

What is motor and hotel?

400

Daily Double:

Always wearing an inviting cardigan, Mr. Rogers's sweaters were all knitted by this person.

Who is his mother?

400

In Texas, you can't do what to your neighbor's cow?

What is 'milk it'?

600

Believed to alleviate indigestion, Pepsi was originally called this.

What is Brad's Drink?

600

This fictional, red haired orphan was sent by mistake to help her foster siblings on their farm.

Who is Anne of Green Gables?

600

Botox.

What is botulinum and toxin?

600

Known as the oldest known living land animal, Jonathan the Giant Tortoise is thought to be this old.

What is 192 years old?

600

Switzerland does not allow its people to own just one of this pet.

What is a guinea pig?

800

The juice in Gin and Juice.

What is orange (or combination of orange and grapefruit) juice?

800

Sister to Klaus and Sunny.

Who is Violet Baudelaire?

800

Podcast.

What is iPod and broadcast?

800

When too happy, bunnies cannot contain their energy, and perform this by twisting and jumping.

What is binky?

800

You can't get drunk in bars in this state.

What is Alaska?

1000

The amount of wine a "buttload" is.

What is 126 gallons?

1000

This technology is named after a 10th century Danish king.

What is Bluetooth?

1000

This author introduced the use of portmanteau to describe the linguistic phenomenon of blending words.

Who is Lewis Carroll?

1000

These newly born chicks were a surprise after the last breeding pairs were thought to have gone extinct due to Hurricane Harvey in 2017.

What are Aplomado Falcons?

1000

Here, you cannot sell pickles unless they bounce.

Where is Connecticut?

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