Quotes
"The Chicago Bears had 10 god given possessions on a sunny day, and punted away all of them"
What isThe Search for the Saddest Punt in the World
This college beat Devry 258* to 141, currently in the Sun Belt Confrence
What is Troy State
Jon Bois is most famous for inventing this concept, the art of getting an NFL score that has never occurred before
In the documentary about Dave Stieb, it's title compares him to this character from Moby Dick
Who is Captain Ahab
The story of 17776 and 20020 mostly takes place from the perspective of this newly conscious space probe
What is Pioneer 9
"This is a moment that belongs to another world. One where cycles close, and stories end, where there are heroes and the heroes win. A moment like this has no business in our world"
What is The History of The Seattle Mariners
This is the name of the Saints' lateral play that comes right before John Carney's missed extra point
What is the River City Relay
Jon's favorite worst Baseball Player
Who is Jeff Francouer
This is the name of the stadium a plane crashed into just a few minutes after a 1976 playoff game
What is Memorial Stadium
The number of teams there are in 20020's "College Football"
What is 111
There is no climax or anti-climax, there are only a thousand sledgehammers falling out of a thundercloud. That isn't a story"
What is Troy State 253, Devry 141
This is the name of the star of the lost 4th episode of Pretty Good, a Soviet officer who saved the world from WW3
Who is Stanislav Petrov
As of the release of parts 1 and 2 of The Bob Emergency, this is how many active Bob athletes there are in the world
What is 9
After Steve Jeltz retired from the MLB, he would go on to become this dangerous profession
What is bounty hunting
This is what JUICE's name is short for
What is JUpiter ICy moons Explorer
"Sometimes, a weak act of pity is the deepest act of cruelty"
What is 222-0
This is the number of weather balloons Larry Walters used on his famous trip in a flying lawn chair
what is 42 (google also said 43 and 45 though so both count ig)
If Barry Bonds replayed his 2004 season without a bat, this would be projected on-base percentage, just .001 less than the real Barry Bonds had that year
What is .608
This was the best record the Falcons have ever had over their entire existence
What is 14-2
This is the name of the extremely unlucky 500 player who catches the ball that crushes the Livermore bulb, and later appears as a coach in 20020
Who is Larencia Evans
"You won't just be dead, you'll be embarrassed and sad and dead"
What is I Wish Everyone Else Was Dead
The name of the announcer calling Koo Dae-Sung's double off of Randy Johnson
Who is Tim Mccarver
This is the NFL team with the most volatility, meaning the greatest change in win total from year to year
What are the Carolina Panthers
This was the final record of the 2011-2012 Charlotte Bobcats, the worst team in NBA history in a lockout-shortened year
What is 7-56
Throughout the entirety of 20020, this college is number 1 on the official leaderboards
What is Michigan State