Kid Jon
How many siblings does Jonathan have?
1 sister: Cynthia AKA Cindy
What was Jonathan's under grad major?
Psychology
What is Jonathan's job?
no one knows, but on paper it's social work.
How many children does Jonathan have?
1
What is Jonathan's favorite color?
Blue
4th grade
What school did Jonathan attend for Graduate Studies?
USC
What lot does Jonathan park in?
Staff lot
What are the names of Jonathan's children?
Noemi Rose Abramovitz, AKA NRA
How old is Jonathan?
34 (according to Caleb, he's 46)
In what city did Jonathan grow up?
Anaheim
What University did Jonathan attend for Undergrad?
San Jose State University
How many years has Jonathan been at Ball?
5 (this would've been his 6th year, but he's leaving us)
How many diapers does Jonathan change on a daily basis?
3-4
What is Jonathan's favorite food?
Sushi
What is Jonathan's heritage/origin?
Peruvian/Polish
What fraternity was Jonathan in?
None. He was a loser
What was Jonathan's first site at AUSHD?
BALL!
How long has Jonathan been married for?
4 1/2 years
What model car does Jonathan drive?
Toyota Camry
What high school did Jonathan attend?
Mater Dei
What popular retail store did Jonathan work at? (remember he's in his mid 30s)
Tilly's
What is the square footage of Jonathan's office?
97.99 sq. ft
Where did Jonathan meet his wife?
Tilly's
What is Jonathan's celebrity crush?
too many to list