Jon Says
Mates
Hyper Fixations
100

What does Jon call the casino?

What is the free money machine?

100

What standing appointment does Jon have on Monday evenings?

What is dungeons and dragons (DND)?

100

What mystery TV show will Jon find an excuse to bring up?

What is Severance? 

200

How does Jon answer the phone?

What is: "How we doin boss?"

200

What annoys Jon most at social events?

What is being late?

200

What is Jon's most-used home gadget?

What is the 3-D printer?

300

What does Jon say first when he's proud of/excited for you?

What is: "Let's goooo"? (bonus if you clap your hands)

300

What was Jon's marching band name?

What is Lunchboxxx?

300

What dance did Jon learn in college?

What is swing dancing?

400

When playing in the band, how does Jon do a mic check?

What is: "Jon Jon Jon Jon Jon Jon Jon..."
400

Which friends' wedding was Jon last in?

Who are Ryan & Indi? (please stand for the crowd!)

400

When holding a guitar, what riff does Jon play FRIST?

What is Sweet Child O' mine?

500

What does Jon find troublesome about Bonnie?

What is "she's not a fetch dog"?

500

What is Jon's go-to white chess opening?

What is the vienna?

500

What is Jon's chess ELO?

What is is 1484 (sober) and 1540 (drunk)?

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