Fatal Blunders
Jonah has received speeding tickets in which two states?
California and Virginia
At which establishment did Jonah clean up heavenly dumps?
Sunridge
In Jonah’s Georgetown era, what was his favorite way to spend a Saturday night?
Beerio Kart
What could you find Jonah doing on a typical Sunday?
Watching the 49ers lose
The Sunridge youth room Kitchen
How long were Jonah and Verity broken up for?
6-7 glasses
In Jonah’s high school era, who posted a photo calling Jonah a “hot Jesus loving boy?”
Andra
What are two things Jonah likes more than his family?
Birding and Slugging
What was the most Jonah weighed during his biggest bulk?
200lbs or more, unknown
What two people are smarter than Jonah?
Justin Rhee and Andy Lee
In the contract for Jonah’s current employment, what did he swear to do to gay people?
Condemn them
What is Jonah’s most regretted era?
The Emma Bramante Era?
What was Jonah’s favorite hobby in college?
Smoking cigarettes
Which poor innocent defenseless animal did Jonah consume first?
Chicken