Jo Jokes
What did the fish say when it swam into the wall?
Dam!
What type of Pokémon is Pikachu?
Electric type
What do you call cheese that's not your cheese?
Nacho cheese
How do you get Pikachu on a bus?
You poke-him-on!
Why are 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8(ate) 9
What did the "0" say to the "8"
What type of Pokémon is Charizard?
A fire flying type
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea
Why are pirates called pirates?
Because they 'arrrrrr'
Why did the bird go to the doctor?
For some tweetment.
What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
Aye-matey! ("I'm 80")
What is the type of Lugia?
What do you call a spider with 5 eyes?
A spi-i-i-i-idee
Why are goat jokes horrible?
Because they're baaaaad
What goes up very slowly but down really fast?
An elephant in an elevator!
Why did the scarecrow win lots of awards?
An electric fairy
What type of dog is a magician?
A labracadrador.
Why did the chicken cross?
To go to the grocery store
What goes "Ha Ha Bonk"
A man laughing his head off
Do you know why you can use an upside-down canoe as a hat?
Because it's capsized!
What type of Pokémon is an Alolan Raichu
An electric psychic type
What do you call a cow that grows facial hair?
A moo-stash
Why was the cherry stuck?
Because he was in the middle of the dessert.
What did the traffic light say to the car?
Don't look, I'm changing