People You Know-seph
Joseph's favorite unibrowed Mexican artist
Who is Frida Kahlo-seph?
An iconic childhood sandwich, but the jam is a fruit-flavored gelatin dessert made from a commercially prepared powder
What is Peanut Butter and Jell-o?
When they served in this branch of the military, Joseph could be found wearing a sailor's hat and singing "Anchors Aweigh"
What is the Navy?
A district forming a community within a town or city, but its population is entirely made up of non-binary people
What is a they-borhood?
Joseph's favorite Cuban dictator
Who is Fidel Castro-seph?
A Disney couple from the French countryside, but the princess is defined by a face only a mother could love
Who are Ugly and the Beast?
When they served in this branch of the Armed Forces, they were tasked with the roles of maritime safety, security and stewardship
What is the Coast Guard?
An extended period of leisure or recreation, spent away from anyone who uses he or she pronouns
What is a they-cation?
Joseph's favorite actor from the Titanic (double trouble!)
A crime-fighting DC super duo, but the younger sidekick is a large, flightless African bird
Who are Batman and Ostrich?
When they served as this role, they could be found on a high seat overlooking a pool, yelling at children to stop running
What is a lifeguard?
A soft modeling material used by non-binary children
What is they-dough?
Joseph's favorite ancient Roman emperor
Who is Nero-seph?
A Pixar toy duo, but the astronaut is named after the sound of a cat instead of a bee
Who are Woody and Meow?
When they worked at this famous park, they could be found riding sting rays and training dolphins to play Dance Dance Revolution
What is SeaWorld?
A series of pleasant thoughts about androgyny that distract one from the present
What is a they-dream?
Joseph's favorite actor from the Avengers
Who is Mark Ruffalo-seph?
A 1960s husband-and-wife pop music entertainment duo, but the male half is a much drearier, wetter sort of weather
Who are Rainy and Cher?
Joseph's early adulthood was spent staring at this tiny body of water often appearing after a rainstorm
What is a puddle?
A thick creamy dressing requiring the breaking of eggs and the gender binary, then adding oil, vinegar and seasoning
What is they-onnaise?