Josh-isms
"My torso's really short, but my legs are really long, like ___"
"... a frog"
"You sit on a throne of lies."
Buddy, from Elf
Josh loves Hawaiian Haystacks and will often build them 4+ inches high on his plate
True, he takes 20 minutes to build it up, and like 2 minutes to eat the whole thing
This late artist is Josh's favorite
Michael Jackson
What is Josh more afraid of than anything?
Snakes
When talking about the sacrament: "It's a good ____"
"appetizer"
"It's a giant mushroom. Maybe it's friendly!"
Sokka, from Avatar: The Last Airbender
Josh's favorite food is fettuccine chicken Alfredo from Olive Garden
False, it's a burger and a shake, probably from Crown Burger
What music does Josh listen to year round, despite it's seasonal nature?
Christmas music
How many states has Josh been to?
15 or 16, dending if you count a layover in Miami or not
"I start my fast after ___"
"... I stop eating"
"Suck iiiiiiit"
Shawn and/or Gus, from Psych
Josh once ate 29 empanadas in a single sitting on his mission?
False - it was 36
Which advanced rendition of a Christmas song does Josh play on the piano, taking after Edith Reed, our piano teacher?
Silent Night
What is Josh's best long jump?
23' 5 1/4" or 7.14m
"...Chuck-a-Rama"
"That is, if Belby has left you any" (then Josh also makes the same face that this character makes)
Slughorn, from Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
Josh's favorite dessert is a warm apple pie but only if the apples are still a little bit crisp
False, his favorite dessert is a chocolate peanut-butter torte that our dad makes
After seeing these on stage musicals in Cedar City, Josh would listen to them on repeat for weeks on end. What were these musicals?
Les Miserable
Into the Woods
When Josh was younger, what did he want to be when he grew up?
An architect
"Hot girls are ____"
"annoying"
"You know my mom, she sent me to my room."
Smitty, from Monster's Inc
Josh, literally on his drive home from Argentina after being sent home for COVID, double-fisted In N Out shakes
False - It was Arctic Circle Shakes
What instrument did Josh play in his elementary school band?
The glockenspiel
What is Josh's biggest pet peeve?
People in public who have no spacial awareness