James bought 50 donuts. Pam ate 5, Jack ate 10, and Sam ate 15. How many donus are left
50. They didnt eat donuts
If you drop a really big ball of Iron and a tennis ball at the same time off of a building, which will hit the ground first
Big Ball
What does the fox say
ringa dingding dinding da ding
When Was I Born? M/D/Y
April 15, 2008
What is the only state that can be typed on one row of the keyboard
Gas
The day before two days after the day before tomorrow is Saturday. What day is it today?
Monday
Is this dog sitting, standing, or laying
this dog is white
If Skibidi toilet mogged the rizzler, what would the sigma fanum tax be?
Mewing
when was the last time i wet my bed
2 days ago
A man is trapped in a room. The room has only two possible exits: two doors. Through the first door there is a room constructed from magnifying glass. The blazing hot sun instantly fries anything or anyone that enters. Through the second door there is a fire-breathing dragon. He has a hammer, a chisel, and a banana. What is the 1st president of the United states
George Washington
How many Black men are there
~700,000,000
What is heavier. A kilogram of rocks, or a kilogram of feathers
a kilogram of rocks
Natty or Not?
Not
What is my best friend’s name?
you know who you are ;)
What does every man have, some longer or shorter than others and they give it to their wife when they get married?
His Last Name
What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
a dog with no legs
What “-ism” is the branch of physics that describes the physical interaction between electrically charged particles? It is measured using Newtons.
racism
21. 9 => 3x3 10 => 5x2 3x5=15 2x3=6 6+15=21
what is my middle name (bonus: what is its ethnic roots)
Ilzat (Tatar)
It’s a word beginning with T and ending in T and it’s full of T. What is it?
TTTTTTTTT
You have two ropes that each take an hour to burn, but burn at inconsistent rates. How can you measure 45 minutes? (You can light one or both ropes at one or both ends at the same time.)
Use a clock
This is as light as a feather, yet no man can hold it for long. What am I?
their pee
What does LGBTQ stand for
lettuce grilled bacon triple quarter-pounder
what is brown and sticky
poopoo
20 soldiers marched down the street. But when I counted them as they went past I counted 24 heads. How was that possible?
i counted 20 foreheads