Food
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
You never see rabbits wearing glasses
What do you get if you cross a marigold with a sheepdog?
A collie-flower!
What is a cheerleaders favorite color?
Yeller
Why do fashion designers never have any good ideas?
They're too clothes minded.
Why does the movie set say break a leg?
Because they have a cast
Take off my skin and I won't cry, but you will. What am I?
An onion
What kind of dog is always on time?
A watchdog!
Why is a tennis game so loud?
Because of all the racquets
How did the Joker start his first Fashion Blog?
"Do you want to know how I got these scarves?"
What is a orphan's favorite movie?
Home alone
You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What is it?
A ear of corn
What breed of dog loves living in the Big Apple?
A New Yorkie!
What is a Cheerleaders favorite food?
Cheerios
Why do the clothes in Beauty and the Beast so old- fashioned?
Tailors old as time...
Why did the banana like the movie
Because it appealing
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes
What do a tree and a dog have in common?
Lots of Bark!
Two silk worms had a race. Who won?
Neither, it was a tie
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear to the anesthesiologist?
Numb Chucks
What is saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the rings
Why do basketball players love dounts?
Because they dunk them
Why don't dogs make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
Because she was always running away from the ball
Where do fashionable ghosts shop?
Bootiques
What did the atom say to the other atom?
Did you see the new Tron movie