Guess the artist by the instrumental
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More Than A Feeling, Forrest Frank
Pros: Pro-life, confess their sins, believe in God
Cons: Prays to Mary, have additional books that aren't in the Protestant Bible
Catholicism
Gen Z word for a lie or exaggeration
Cap
Andre Onana, Luka Modric (Club, not national)
Casemiro
This haircut is commonly utilized by old fellas with hair loss on their scalp.
Just let it go, bud.
Combover
A Desperate Benediction, SCC
Pros: One of the greatest piano/vocalists of all time, extensive discography
Cons: Gay as hickory
Elton John
The Mazda ____ Miata is a short king, standing at only 4'1.
MX-5
Jordan Peterson, Candace Owens
Ben Shapiro
Mo Salah and Gordon Ramsey visited this country when things (their hairline) went south, literally.
Turkey for a hair transplant
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Casting Crowns, Who Am I
Pros: Most Champions Leagues won as a coach (5), calm under pressure, genius in-game substitutions
Cons: Loyal to consistently poor veteran players, doesn't utilize youth in the squad.
Carlo Ancelotti
Basketball stat abbreviation that represents a player's scoring output average.
PPG
Points per game
Trump, Biden administrations
"Doctor" Fauci
A procedure thought to be harmful that converts straight hair to curly, or vice versa.
Perm
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Our Time Is Now, Colton Dixon
Pros: Technically near-perfect, impressive longevity, agility.
Cons: Often wastes breakpoints, on-court anger outbursts in first stage of career, poor acceleration in latter years
Roger Federer
Number of trophies Real Madrid have in their history, give or take 4.
122
Cristiano Ronaldo, Joe Gomez
Sadio Mane
Women's haircut with an appearance resembling its namesake.
Doesn't completely cover the window, though.
Curtain bangs
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High Hopes, Panic! At The Disco
Pros: High-end technology, sleek exterior design, excellent engine/powertrain.
Cons: Laughably unreliable, overpriced.
Land Rover
nil per os, or NPO, means this in medical terminology.
Nothing by mouth
NF, The Hunger Games
Tommee Profitt
Combines a "Short, tapered back and sides with a fringe or bangs at the front".
French crop