Students wishing to eat a pack of salt and vinegar Crickettes or BBQ Larvetes may do so as long as long as they stay away from one of these.
What is the computers?
100
If the overpass you normally use to get to work is destroyed in a freak giant monster incident and you will be eleven minutes late, you should contact this person.
What is immediate supervisor?
100
This is the person you should inform if you make a disparaging remark about your coworker’s favorite pizza place, they decide "it’s on" and they threaten you with a stapler.
What is the coordinator?
100
This category of food is permitted in the ARC but not at the computers.
What are snacks?
100
If a student leaves their Nietzsche collection behind after a session, it should be placed here.
What is front desk, coordinators office, or campus security?
200
Changing the desktop background of every computer in the ARC to a picture of a cute, baby goat you always carry around on your flash drive would violate the rule against changing these.
What is alter the computer’s settings?
200
If you are on the John Tyler alligator wrestling team and you need to leave early next Friday to make it to Tallahassee, Florida in time for a big match, this is when you should notify the coordinators.
What is at least a week in advance ?
200
You should not disparage this group by calling the courses they teach monotonous.
What is instructors?
200
Even if they promise to be super chill and totes tidy, this group may not be left unattended in the ARC.
What are students?
200
Before permitting a student to print the complete works of Tolstoy for class or beach reading, this person should be consulted.
What is a coordinator?
300
If you do not have access to Dropbox, your 3.6 GB Powerpoint comparing and contrasting the original and remake of Point Break should be saved to one of these.
What is removable media device?
300
There are three hours left of your six hour shift. You’ve just gotten done explaining to a physics student that, contrary to what cartoons teach, gravity does indeed work regardless of whether or not you look down. You now have a chance to take a break. You are required to take a break of this length.
What is 30 minute break?
300
This person gets priority even if you’ve got a pretty sweet card game going
What is the student?
300
No matter how sweet their vaguely melodic electronica mashup that sounds like an 80s Casio keyboard falling down the stairs ringtone is, students should have their phones set to vibrate or this setting.
What is silent?
300
Practicing shouting "Oh yeah!" like Macho Man Randy Savage in the ARC would be in violation of this volume related rule.
What is Keep voice level to a minimum?
400
A student is having difficulty downloading the extended cut of Ice, Ice Baby for her class. She should ask this person for help.
What is ITE tutor?
400
A disgruntled former employee of Wayne Enterprises has decided to shut down power to all of Gotham, and you’re the only one who can stop him. One of the other tutors has agreed to cover your shift. You should use this email address to get approval for the switch.
What is ARC@jtcc.edu?
400
Even if a student has spent the last hour humming "Kiss From a Rose" and ignoring your advice, you are still not allowed to do this while they or other students are in the room
What is make disparaging remarks?
400
As cool as it is to feel like Geordi La Forge from Star Trek The Next Generation, if use of a tablet is not required, a student should do this with it.
What is put it away (or any similar answer)?
400
This group of larval humans is not permitted in the ARC.
What are children?
500
If a student’s report on the environmental impact of a carnivorous, invasive species of Ukulele on the population of a small Wisconsin town goes missing, this entity is not responsible.
What is Academic Resource Center?
500
You already have three unexcused absences, but your bed is comfortable and your dog is being cute. This would be the consequence of not coming into work today.
What is a meeting with coordinators?
500
Wearing a t-shirt with Godzilla swearing and making an obscene gesture on it would be a breach of this rule.
What is decorum contract?
500
The ARC underground fight club violates the prohibition against this.
What is arguing, violence, or fighting?
500
Supplies such as pens and paper may be provided by this entity, but students should still come to sessions prepared.