Insurance
The amount you pay each month to keep your insurance active.
What is a premium?
You squeeze this from the bottom to get more out.
What is toothpaste?
“Shake and bake!”
What is Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby?
“I have wings but I am not a bird. I move through the sky, but I do not choose where I go alone.”
What is an airplane?
“This president got roasted online for falling off a bicycle while literally standing still.”
Who is Joe Biden?
The amount you must pay out of pocket before insurance starts paying.
What is a deductible?
You do this to your wood to make it look nice and shiny.
What is polishing furniture?
“It’s the freakin’ Catalina Wine Mixer!”
What is Step Brothers?
“I am calm until I am not. I am expected, but never welcomed. I shake what is steady but harm nothing I touch.”
What is turbulence?
This U.S. president resigned after proving that recording all your crimes is not a great strategy.
Who was Richard Nixon?
A small fixed amount you pay at a doctor’s visit.
What is a copay?
You bang it hard until it goes in.
What is hammering a nail?
“I’m in a glass case of emotion!”
What is Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy?
“I rise without walking, I fall without being pushed, and I carry hundreds without being seen.”
What is lift?
This president gave a speech in the cold without a coat and turned it into a very expensive medical mistake.
Who was William Henry Harrison?
The most money an insurance company will pay for a covered loss.
What is a policy limit?
You carefully slide it through the tiny hole.
What is a needle?
“You sit on a throne of lies.”
What is Elf?
“I move without legs, grow without effort, and disappear without goodbye.”
What is weather?
“This president survived a bullet, then basically said, ‘Anyway, back to my TED Talk,’ and kept speaking for 90 minutes.”
Who is Theodore Roosevelt?
The formal request you submit after a loss to receive money from insurance.
What is a claim?
You blow into this until it gets bigger.
What is a balloon?
“I’m the bad guy… or am I?”
What is Megamind?
“I am always on board but never seen. I decide your comfort but have no seat.”
What is cabin pressure?
“This president’s campaign slogan was basically just a rhyme proving Americans are easily impressed.”
Who is Dwight D. Eisenhower?