Quick Juan Facts That He Said During Group
What is Juans zody? (short for zodiac)
Cancer ♋️
How far away does Juan live from his Mickey D's? (short for McDonald's)
10 minutes
One of Juans favorite games is GTA (short for Grand Theft Auto.) What is his favorite game out of the franchise? (hint: pre-2010s)
GTA San Andreas
Did Juan like Kanye West and see him as an idol?
Unfortunately, yes.
Who leaves group early?
True
What percentage off is the McDonald's crew discount in our store?
50%, off and on the clock.
What console does Juan play Minecraft in?
Which music streaming platform does Juan use?
Which sport does Harold like to play?
Soccer
What is Juan's favorite fast food joint? (hint: not Mcdonalds)
Jack in the Box
Which is Juan's favorite manager?
A) Vanessa
B) Erendira
C) Mariela
D) Lily
A) Vanessa. C is a close second, though.
Juan likes a show called Impractical Jokers. The show is a hidden camera reality TV show with some elements of improv where a group of four comedian friends take turns putting themselves into a series of social scenarios (e.g. group seminars, grocery stores, restaurants) with an earpiece and are told to do a variety of socially awkward and embarrassing tasks by their friends, who are in the comfort of a backroom. Whoever gets the least "thumbs ups" (points) become "tonight's biggest loser" and needs to do a punishment at the end of the show, which is more embarrassing and cringeworthy. The group of friends consists of Murr, Q, Sal, and former member Joe. Out of the four, which is Juan's favorite?
Joe
Juan unironically likes the Beatles. Which Beatle member does he like the most?
(hint: there's John Lennon, Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, and George Harrison)
Ringo Starr
Nalphie usually lists 20 things
T or F: Juan has experienced "loosey-goosey bowel movements" for an entire week over eating Mexican pizza from Taco Bell. He farted through his mouth constantly. It smelt like sulfur, rotten eggs, just the worst stuff you could imagine happened in a week.
True
What is Juan's go-to for breakfast?
𝓢𝓪𝓾𝓼𝓪𝓰𝓮 𝓑𝓾𝓻𝓻𝓲𝓽𝓸 🤤🤤🤪 I GYATT to have my daily intake of SAUSAGE BURRITO or else I can't live on this earth anymore. Sausage burrito is life. I only eat sausage burritos on weekends btw I am not eating that stuff erryday. Can't get high off your own supply.
T or F: Juan's favorite Mario game is Super Mario 64.
False, I like Super Mario World.
Heres a few of Juan's favorite music producers. Which one is his most favorite?
A) J Dilla
B) Nujabes
C) MF Doom
D) Kanye West 🤮
B) Nujabes
Which interest do Joczan and Chris share?
Juan drives a 2010 Ford Fiesta. What color is the car?
What store number is Juans McDonald's assigned?
A) 341
B) 229
C) 416
D) 2394
C) 416
What is Juan's favorite anime?
Neon Genesis Evangelion
What is Juan's favorite psychedelic pop band at the moment? (hint: probably the hardest question out of all of them)
Mild High Club
Ms. Megan's last name is not Megan 😳😳😳😳😳😳 What is her last name?
Aloisio