After her kindergarten graduation, Jude burst into tears when she found out there was still TWELVE more years of school left, and she could not pursue her life-long dream of becoming a ____ yet.
What is a hairdresser?
The colour Jude's legal briefs would be if she were quoting Elle Woods
What is pink?
The name of the creature who refers to the One Ring as "my precious"
Who is Gollum or Sméagol?
Sick girl tricks bad boy into catching feelings then wrecks him emotionally; plot to the movie _____.
What is A Walk to Remember?
This green powder is made from finely ground, specially grown green tea leaves.
What is matcha?
Jude made this accessory her entire identity after watching a certain Disney Princess movie
What is Ariel's red hair wig?
The meaning of “pro bono” in legal practice
What is for the public good (legal work done without charge)?
The powerful object Galadriel resisted taking when Frodo offered it to her
What is The One Ring?
The High Lord of the Night Court in "A Court of Thorns and Roses".
Who is Rhysand?
Another popular Judy catch phrase used when she is referring to something she likes
What is "That's hot"?
This children's dress up item was secretly taken from Jude and hidden in the closet because no one in the house could stand the sound of it anymore.
What are Jude's plastic princess heels?
A potential client reaches out to a lawyer for advice, but they never hire her. Their convo may still be protected by______.
What is privilege?
The name of the dwarf who’s basically Jude’s ethereal crush
Who is Killi?
Member of the British Royal Family who starred in her own movie before becoming a Duchess.
Who is Meghan Duchess of Sussex?
A very popular Judy catch phrase from 2020~2022
What is "I have class"?
Jude would resort to this method of dealing with people that upset her as a child
What is theft/stealing?
In Sharia Law, this contract -used in Islamic finance- refers to a profit-and-loss-sharing arrangement that avoids riba (interest).
What is "mudarabah"?
The language J.R.R. Tolkien invented that Elves speak
What is Quenya or Sindarin?
Jude's problematic major hear-me-out crush.
Who is Armie Hammer?
She's beauty and she's grace, unless she's using this contraption -- which she doesn't technically know how to use.
What is a bicycle?
Jude's full-proof technique to get out of going to school
What is complaining about an ear infection?
In Sharia, this term refers to the overarching objective or purpose behind Islamic law- aiming to preserve religion, life, intellect, lineage, and property.
What is "maqasid"?
All eight members of the Fellowship who survived to the end of the War of the Ring.
Who are Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin, and Gandalf?
Jude's guilty pleasure romance saga
What is the Twilight Saga?
The number of piercings she has on her ears (in total).
What is 13?