Shrek
Why do onions make you cry?
Propanethial S-oxide
Why the long face?
Blurting
Why does sign language exist?
So deaf people can talk
What time is it?
Jeopardy time
Who is the current president?
Joe Biden
Shrek wants you to do 5 push ups!
Shrekalicious
If a horse can run at 30 mph, how long would it take him to run 10 miles?
20 minutes
What happens if you whine at me in sign language?
I will eat your chips in sign language
How many seconds are in an hour?
3600
Who did you vote for?
Nobody, you're underage
If Shrek is getting frustrated with his math work, what are some coping strategies he can use?
Take a Shrek break, drink some Shrek water, take deep Shrek breaths
If you have 3 horses and each one magically turns into 4 horses, how many horses do you have?
12 horses
Ask for points in sign language
👍
How did I leave my coat on George Washington's boat?
I'm old
What is the national animal?
Bald Eagle
If Shrek rapidly cooled lava with water, what kind of rock would be formed?
Igneous
What would you name a horse?
Horsen Wells
How many letters are there in the sign language alphabet?
26
Is time travel possible?
Yes, go to sleep
What is the best country on Earth?
MURICA! 👊
What kind of electricity would Shrek find in a power outlet?
Current
!!Daily Double!!
Gallop in place and make horse noises for 60 seconds
Quit horsing around
Spell your name in sign language
Good job
How many hours are in a day?
24
When was the Declaration of independence signed?
July 4, 1776