Family
What my mother's first name?
Who is Amanda?
Where do I work?
What is Culver's?
Who is my favorite person in the whole wide world?
Me.
Who is my favorite author?
Who is Michael Connelly, author of the Harry Bosch, Lincoln Lawyer, Renee Ballard, Jack McEvoy, Terry McCaleb, and Detective Stilwell novels, as well as Void Moon and Chasing the Dime?
How did I get the scar on my arm?
What is getting hit with a bicycle by a complete and total buffoon named Giovanni?
Who in my family was I named after?
Who is my great uncle?
What is my favorite dessert to get at work?
What is a mint Oreo concrete mixer?
Who is my favorite actor?
Who is Walton Goggins?
Who do I consider to be the best character I have written so far?
Who is Warren Wish?
What is the complicated history I have with the Kia Corporation?
What is breaking a fuse box cover off of one of their concept cars at an auto show in Milwaukee?
Which country did my great grandmother live in, prior to her death?
What is the United States of America?
What is the name of my tall, ginger manager?
Who is Henry?
What is my favorite TV show?
What is Fargo?
Who was the first character I ever wrote?
Who is Commander Chaos?
What is the name given by my family to the hereditary gap between the two front teeth?
What is the Orin Tooth?
Which country did my great grandfather on my mother's side come from?
What is Lithuania?
What is my least favorite responsibility at work?
What is working the register?
What is my favorite car?
What is the 1969 Dodge Charger Daytona?
Who was the first female character I ever wrote?
Who is Jessie Cavalcanti?
Which celebrity did my mother once serve at a restaurant?
Who is Mario Andretti?
What is the name of my Uncle Carl's boat?
What is the Misty River?
What is my favorite responsibility at work?
What is cleaning?
What is my favorite class of algorithm for solving constrained optimization problems?
What are augmented Lagrangian methods?
What is the title of the short story I wrote for Creative Writing in 11th grade?
What is Curiosity?
What is the name of the bizarre group chat I used to be a part of, that included an emotionally stunted Texan elementary schooler, some mentally unstable emo girls, a few actually normal people, a homophobe, and a man who called himself "Depresso Espresso?"
What is Chaos?