Absurdly Abysmal Adaptions
Pelagic Nightmares
Bruh Awards 2: Coming After You
Obtusely Obfuscated
Disney Characters: The Revenge
100

This is the worst rated movie adaptation on IMDB.

The Last Airbender.

100

On average, how many tons does a blue whale weigh?

200 Tons

100

What was the main catalyst for WW1?

The assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand.

100

This hyper famous video game dominated in the late 2010s, was originally planned as a zombie survival game, and happens to share a pronunciation with an archaic unit of time that equates to about 2 weeks.

Fortnite.

100

Plastic Fork.

Forky.

200

The horror author Stephen King actually quite despises this movie that was based off of his novel, despite the fact that the movie itself is considered a legendary horror classic.

The Shining

200

This fish was believed to be extinct until it was rediscovered alive in the past decade. It mainly lives entirely in the open ocean, is incredibly large for a fish, and it’s main defense mechanism is to have too much meat/flesh for a predator to actually eat them to death.

The Coelacanth/Sun Fish 

200

This animal had a very similar name to the Tasmanian Devil, despite being basically just a wild dog that was related to Kangaroos. It was hunted to extinction in the early 1900s.

The Thylacine/Tasmanian Tiger

200

This famous Disney character happens to be tied to Jack Frost from Rise of the Guardians through an incredibly convoluted series of fan theories.

Elsa from Frozen
200

This character recently got his own movie after a very successful TV show, however, the movie did fairly poorly and most people I’ve spoken to didn’t really know it existed.

The Mandalorian.

300

This poor quality video game adaptation from 1998 features the last theatrical performance of Raúl Juliá, the actor best known for playing Gomez from the Addam’s Family.  

Street Fighter

300

In what region do Colossal Squid live?

In the waters around Antarctica.

300

The strangeness of English is often illustrated with the word “Ghoti” which is actually pronounced like this massive group of aquatic animals.

Fish

(Gh like in enough, o like in women, and ti like in nation.)
300

This key on a standard keyboard shares a name with a song involving a husband and wife accidentally attempting to cheat on each other with each other while singing about Pina Coladas.

Escape

300

This toy is a Canadian Stuntman who features in Toy Story 4.

Duke Kaboom.

400

This movie adaptation of a children’s book is highly ironic for featuring the titular character of it promoting an electric car, while the movie and book itself is anti-corporation.

Illumination’s The Lorax

400

On average, how wide is the Giant Japanese Spider Crab (which is the largest crab in the world by peg span). 

3.75 Meters/12.3 Feet

400

Pronounce “methylenedioxymethamphetamine” correctly.

There’s not much for me to put here.

400

This common kitchen device was accidentally discovered when an engineer noticed the chocolate in his pocket completely melted after passing by a radio array.

Microwave

400

Robin Hood is a fox in the titular movie, but the movie also features one other fox who is his love interest. She also strangely shows up as one of the four playable characters in a recently released Disney board game.

Maid Marian

500

The 2001 Chevy Tahoe was unexpectedly seen in the background of this FPS game adapted TV series, which was completely despised by most of the game’s community. The car itself made no sense, as the era it was set in was over 500 years off of 2001.

Halo

500

How many feet deep is Mariana’s Trench?

35,876 to 36,037 feet, about 7 miles.

500

Ribose Nucleic Acid is better known as RNA, and is the other primary form of data storage and transference within a cell, with the other acid being Deoxyribose Nucleic Acid. All cells, regardless of whether or not they’re eukaryotic or prokaryotic have and use both RNA and DNA to some extent.

It’s Ribonucleic Acid, not Ribose Nucleic Acid.

500

This animated mayor’s name is a cross between the small, usually musical sounds we make while working, and a word used to describe a good hit in baseball.

Mayor Humdinger.

500

This Rescue Rangers character is the only female member of the main cast and has a remote cult in Siberia that worships her as a godly figure.

Gadget Hackwrench

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