Jurasstic Jokes
What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a pig?
Jurassic Pork!
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Doyouthinkysaurus.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot?
Sir!
Why can’t the T-rex clap its hands?
Because it's extinct!
If all of the dinosaurs had had a wider vocabulary, maybe they would have survived like the
_________ ___
thesaurus did.
The Raptors Revenge Written by: ______ ____
Claude Back
What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes?
Out of the way as fast as you can.
Who do dinosaurs call when their being robbed?
The tricera-cops.
What do you call an anxious dino?
A nervous Rex.
What do you call a dinosaur fart?
A blast from the past
Thought I’d found a dinosaur skeleton but it turned out to be _ ______ ___
a fossil arm.
True Stories of dinosaur encounters
written by: ___ _____
Ben Eaton
How many dinosaurs can you fit in an empty box?
One - after that, the box isn't empty!
What do you call a dinosaur wearing a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex!
Why are Dinosaurs no longer aloud to go on ships?
They cause too many Ship Rex.
What dinosaur could jump higher than a house?
All of them. Houses can’t jump.
If a 100-ton Brachiosaurus stepped on you,
___'_ __ ______ _________
You’d be deeply impressed.
The man who tried to outrun a velociraptor
Written by:______ _____
Illistrated by: _____ ____
Published by: ____ ____
Willie Makit
Betty Wont
Andy Dint
What do you call a dinosaur ghost?
A scaredactyl
What do you call a dinosaur that asks a lot of deep questions?
A philosiraptor.
What is the scariest type of dinosaur?
A Terror-dactyl.
What did Rex say to Woody after eating a toy?
You got a friend in me.
Our local museum has opened a brand new dinosaur exhibit. We don't know if it will be popular or not.
That _______ __ __ ____
REMAINS to be seen.
Can Jeff survive a dinosaur attack?
Written by: _____ ____
Betty Cant
What do you call it when a dinosaur causes a car accident?
A tyrannosaurus wreck!
If Tyrannosaurus rex was so amazing why did it never concur any Empires?
Its ARMie's were too small
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Pair-odactyls!
What happens when a dinosaur farts?
An exSTINKtion level event
The T-rex was licensed to carry _____ ____
Small arms
Never visit Jurassic Park
Written by: _._. _______
Illustrated by: ____ ______
Written by: B.A. Wiseman
Illustrated by: Imma Smarty