Dad Jukes
What did the vending machine say to the other vending machine?
You don't make any cents.
Hey I heard you had the Coronavirus,
That's fine i have lyme disease
What are the astrological zodiac signs? (at least 6)
Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius and Pisces.
What is Mr.Eukens favorite candy?
KitKats
Panda's and Red Panda's are related, True or False?
True
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere.
I was looking through my book of numbers,
And I realised I didn't have yours
What sign is the peaceful sign?
Libra
When Mr.States gets mad at his students he throws what?
Markers
What President had 2 bullets in his body during his Presidency?
Andrew Jackson
I don't trust those trees, son.
Son: What? Why not?
They seem kind of shady.
Do you believe in love at first sight?
Or should I just walk past you again?
What is the most dangerous zodiac sign?
Sagittarius
Who was the previous music teacher?
Mr.Goettle
What is the part of your eye that defines your eye color?
iris
When this heals, will I be able to play the piano?
Doctor: Yes, of course
Great, I've always wanted to play an instrument!
I know that God can turn water to wine,
But looking at you I know he can turn one of his daughters to fine
How many zodiac signs are there? (NOT INCLUDING THE FAKE NEW ONE)
12
Which teacher is in room 106?
Mr. Berryhill
what color does blue and purple make?
blue-violet
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
It's fine, he woke up.
My love for you is like diarrhea,
I just can't hold it in
Gemini's have two sides to them, true or false?
True
Who is married to Mrs. Brower
Mr.Brower
How was Alexander Hamilton killed?
He was shot by Aaron Burr in a duel