TIME
This is the time when the clock strikes 13.
What is time to get the clock fixed?
Women look for this but hope they never find it.
What is a run in their stockings?
Mt. Fuji is here.
Where is Japan?
The amount of dirt in a hole one foot by one foot by one foot.
What is none?
The largest ocean
What is the Pacific?
This is the time when an elephant sits on your fence.
What is time to buy a new fence?
It falls but never gets hurt.
What is snow?
Mt. Olympus is here.
Where is Greece?
This word is always pronounced wrong.
What is wrong?
The largest continent.
What is Asia?
We all do this at the same time.
What is growing older?
Many people give this but few take it.
What is advice?
Mt. Rushmore is in this state.
Where is South Dakota?
It has 18 legs and catches flies.
What is a baseball team?
The smallest continent.
What is Australia?
There are this many hours in three days.
What is 72?
It has hands but never washes its face.
What is a clock?
Mt. Vesuvius is in this country.
Where is Italy?
This is the largest jewel in the world.
What is a baseball diamond?
The longest river.
What is the Nile?
The number of hands on a digital clock.
What is none?
You lose it when you stand up.
What is your lap?
Mt. McKinley, also called Denali, is in this state.
Where is Alaska?
You can hold this in your left hand but not in your right.
What is your right elbow?
The largest desert.
What is the Sahara?