Historical Roast
This guy said he ‘discovered’ a place that already had millions of people living there and then proceeded to make everything worse."
Who is Christopher Columbus?
In Georgia, it is illegal to eat what with a fork?
B) Fried chicken (Technically, it’s still a law in Gainesville, Georgia!)
This horrifying trend involved people eating laundry detergent pods for internet clout.
What is the Tide Pod Challenge?
Which celebrity famously said, "I don't get why people care so much about the royal family"?
A) Kim Kardashian
B) Billie Eilish
C) John Oliver
D) Kanye West
Despite being completely underwater, characters in SpongeBob SquarePants somehow manage to do this impossible activity while stranded in the wilderness.
What is start a fire?
1. What was the famous last word of the “road work ahead” Vine?
I sure hope it does."
Dude spent so much time painting ceilings that he had constant beef with the Pope. Just hire a contractor, man."
Who is Michelangelo?
In which U.S. state is it illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole?
A) Florida (Because of course, Florida.)
In 2023, a man was arrested in Italy for trying to do what inside the Colosseum?
Which famous musician once declared, "Rap is the only genre where being old is bad"?
A) Drake
B) Jay-Z
C) Post Malone
D) Tyler, The Creator
This character constantly orders a giant meal, yet has never once paid for it.
Who is Wimpy from Popeye?* (He will "gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.")
In the legendary “Fre Shavacado” Vine, what was the actual sign supposed to say?
Fresh Avocado.
"This dude thought he could take over Russia in the winter. Twice. And somehow didn’t learn from history."
Who is Adolf Hitler? (Napoleon made the same mistake first.)
In Canada, it’s illegal to pay for something using more than how many pennies?
This country was caught putting wood pulp in their Parmesan cheese, making it only technically cheese.
What is the United States?
Which fast-food chain did Gordon Ramsay once say had “the best drive-thru burger” he’s ever had?
A) McDonald's
B) Shake Shack
C) In-N-Out
D) Burger King
C) In-N-Out (Yes, even the king of roasting bad food admits In-N-Out is elite.)
Tom and Jerry are notorious for their violent fights, but this one ridiculous rule made sure it never got too violent.
What is no blood? (They could get crushed, burned, and electrocuted, but never bleed.)
Which former Vine star went on to become a famous musician, known for songs like “Stitches” and “There’s Nothing Holdin’ Me Back”?
Shawn Mendes.
"Imagine being so bad at ruling that they literally named the entire period after your terrible leadership."
Who is Nero? (The "Neronian Period" is infamous for its cruelty and mismanagement.)
In Sweden, it was once illegal to dance in public without what?
A) A permit (Until 2023, Sweden had a law requiring venues to have a permit for spontaneous dancing.)
A restaurant in New York once charged $50 for this ridiculous food item that is normally free.
What is a grilled cheese sandwich? (It was gold-plated, but still.)
Which actor went viral for saying, "Method acting is just pretending to be annoying for months"?
A) Robert Pattinson
B) Ryan Reynolds
C) Daniel Radcliffe
D) Leonardo DiCaprio
A) Robert Pattinson (He has repeatedly clowned on method actors, calling it "bullsh*t.")
This character wears gloves despite having no real reason to, a common trend in early animation.
Who is Mickey Mouse?
What food item did a little boy excitedly receive as a gift before saying, "Thanks!" in an adorably underwhelmed tone?
An avocado. (From the Vine: "It’s an avocado! Thanks!")
"This queen is mostly famous for getting her head chopped off, but in her defense, it wasn’t her fault that her husband had the personality of a wet sponge."
Who is Marie Antoinette?
What is illegal to do in Arizona if you don’t have a hunting license?
B) Chase a coyote (Because apparently, it counts as hunting.)
In 2019, police in France stopped a van carrying 10 tons of this stolen, highly sought-after food item.
What is Nutella? (Chocolate-hazelnut heist of the century.)
Who once broke up with someone via text that said, "I’m dumping you because you’re boring"—and then never spoke to them again?
A) Taylor Swift
B) Ariana Grande
C) Joe Jonas
D) Jake Gyllenhaal
C) Joe Jonas (He allegedly broke up with Taylor Swift over a 27-second phone call, which might be worse than a text.)
Cartoon characters often fall off cliffs and remain suspended in midair until this happens.
Which Vine features a little boy making a deep, emotional statement before immediately falling off a chair?
It is Wednesday, my dudes." (Immediately screams and falls over.)