BABY IT'S YOU
Knitted shoes for babies.
What are booties?
The money we owe the government.
What are taxes?
"Wish you were here" mailed greetings.
What are postcards?
We need this number in order to work.
What is social security?
It swims upstream to spawn.
What is salmon?
A song that puts babies to sleep.
What is a lullaby?
Thw money we owe on a house.
What is a mortgage?
A person traveling for pleasure.
What is a tourist?
It settles an estate after a person dies.
What is a will?
Fancy and expensive fish eggs.
What is caviar?
A baby's top that makes noise when shaken.
What is a rattle?
The US department responsible for collecting taxes.
What is the Internal Revenue Service? (IRS)
The document that lets you travel.
What is a passport?
It allows you entrance into foreign countries.
What is a passport?
Long sea creatures that look like snakes.
What are eels?
When a baby stops nursing.
What is weaning?
This NYC street is the financial center of the US.
What is Wall Street?
Sleeping in a tent in the woods.
What us camping?
It proves you graduated from school.
What is a diploma?
A large fish known as "Jaws"
What is a shark?
A nickname for a baby's navel.
What is a belly button?
A person might declare this when they're broke.
What is bankruptcy?
A vacation on a large ship.
What is a cruise?
Document that allows you to get married.
What is a marriage license?
A sea creature with eight arms.
What is an octopus?