A Passion for Fashion
Drunk and Disorderly
Fight or Flight
The Animal Kingdom
Just Disorderly
It's All Fun and Games
100
One of JVC’s favorite style of shirts, is named after this sport
What is Rugby?
100
What JVC did to his father’s shoes in Gettysburg, Pennsylvania
What is pee on them?
100
John made many flights to and from this Naval aircraft carrier, as well as a voyage with it around the horn to San Diego.
What is the USS Kitty Hawk?
100
This "good good boy" is considered the smartest dog John ever owned and was named after this football star.
Who is Dexter Manley?
100
John responded with this after being scolded by Memaw for kicking his mother
What is "How about I kick you?"
100
This game was the catalyst for John inflicting a life long injury on his "poor unsuspecting sister"
What is the Mushmouse and Punkin' Puss game?
200
You should never play or do yard work in these type of pants!
What are dress jeans?
200
Arriving late to this family holiday activity, high school JVC struggled mightily, gave up and went to bed
What is hang ornaments on the Christmas tree?
200
This nutritious but detestable plant matter should never be found on John’s plate.
What is a vegetable?
200
This rodeo ride is also John's favorite car
What is a (Ford) Mustang?
200
This is activity will cause you to end up like Aggie Blain
What is lean too far back in your chair?
200
This nickname serves as a warning as well as John's Christmas alter ego.
What is Grumpy Elf?
300
JVCs favorite pair of short shorts is made from this fall/winter fabric
What is corduroy?
300
The reason JVC didn’t win the trip to Mexico when he ran onto the stage and successfully knocked open the pinata at the restaurant?
What is "the contest was not on that day"?
300
This man, also known as John Willard Van Cleaf III, flew fighter aircraft for the United States Navy until 1996.
Who is Jersey?
300
While camping this wild animal almost made JVC the youngest sibling again
What is a bear?
300
This allergic reaction famously ruined what was already shaping up to be a rough first school dance for John in Naperville, IL.
What is hay fever?
300
"Why oh Why" is what "The Quake" end up saying at the end of every fantasy season named for this famous quarterback
Who is Y.A. Tittle?
400
These dyeable fabric shoes John now knows grace the feet of many a bridesmaid who don't want to settle for a kitten heel.
What are peau de soie pumps?
400
The height of the wall that JVC fell off and was injured at University of Illinois
What is 18 inches (anything under two feet acceptable)
400
This twin-engine fighter aircraft sent John to supersonic speeds as he piloted it in the 80’s and early 90’s.
What is the F-14 Tomcat?
400
According to Poppy, Bubba couldn't hit this in the rear with a banjo?
What is a cow?
400
This member of the Civil Defense Patrol wore a FULL basketball on his head for greater protection as well as to signify leadership.
Who is the Imperial Pooba? (Imperial Leader also acceptable)
400
John brought a rock to this game which lead to sibling stitches
What is Tag?
500
Ruffled tuxedo shirts popularity kicked into high gear when some fashion-forward celebrities wore such shirts to this annual event in 1959.
What is the Academy Awards?
500
It takes this many drunk men to remove a foot-thick concrete slab at 938 Honore.
What is Three?
500
John and Bubba went on a perilous, nearly life-threatening canoeing trip down this river.
What is the Lehigh?
500
John shot this animal hiding under his deck, clad only in his skivvies
What is an armadillo?
500
The wheels off this piece of sporting equipment helped John get a boat down Deer Path Court
What is a skateboard?
500
The name of JVC's debut football team.
What is the Bull Pups?
600
This gentlemen said "That's a nice shirt John, do they make it for men?"
Who is Geno Byrnes?
600
This "antibiotic" was dosed out frequently on a recent Van Cleaf trip to Scotland.
What is Penicillin?
600
Pilot John masterfully used this maneuver, which consists of repeatedly lifting the nose of a plane to naturally slow it down, to land a jet stuck in acceleration while training fighter pilots in Kingsville, TX.
What is a stuck throttle approach?
600
John briefly owned this snake named after this Football player.
Who is Otis Wilson?
600
The Civil Defense Patrol famously offered their services for FREE to protect their community from this impending hazard.
What is Skylab is Falling?
600
Davey Kaiser injured JVC using this piece of sport equipment
What is a croquet mallet?